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It's just a guy, but now we're all in this together.
Same guy.
Different
blockchain.

Not financial advice.
Just a guy.
A random guy.
A real coin.
100% meme
No team. No utility. No roadmap.
Just a boomer on the blockchain.
Just a guy.
How much has the boomer made?
Bro is getting paid for this 💀
Connecting to the boomer_
he probably has no idea
A random guy on the internet.
A random idea.
A completely unnecessary token.
We saw the picture.
We saw the beard.
We saw the hat.
And somehow...
$BOOMER happened.




It's just a guy, but now we're all in this together.
Launched on USEPAID.
No team tokens.
No BS.
No utility.
No roadmap.
No promises.
Just a boomer.
Memes, charts,
and questionable decisions.
Do not check your portfolio every 30 seconds
(every 31 is fine)

Demo feed: these are fictional posts from made-up accounts. Real posts show up here once the socials are live.
definitely_not_a_bot@notabot_4821 · 4h
Why does this coin have a boomer as its logo?
chartwatcher9000@chart_goblin · 6h
Bro I came for the meme and stayed for the chart.
solana_dad_irl@sol_dad_irl · 8h
$BOOMER is objectively one of the coins ever created.
grandma_on_the_chain@nana_hodls · 11h
Showed my kid the website. Review: "that's literally just a guy." Correct. That's the whole thing.
touch_grass_later@grass_pending · 1d
Checked the chart 41 times today. The life advice section was not written for me apparently.
Anyone can launch a coin called BOOMER. Only trust the address posted here and on the official socials.
Some people collect NFTs.
We collect questionable decisions.
To the top (hopefully) 🚀